Join the International Appeasement Society

Charter

The International Appeasement Society (IAS hereon in) is an organization established to promote global stability. The IAS seeks to satisfy this objective by observing its Core Tenets. The Core Tenets are:

· Cultural Empathy- Receptiveness to the intricacies of other cultures.

There is a common misconception that some cultures are less “civilized” or less “acceptable”. This is known as cultural elitism. In reality, all cultures are rich and thriving, especially Islam which condones; brutality against women, religious persecution, terrorism, ignorance.

· Social Cohesion- Opposing assimilation.

Presently, the distorted notion of social integration mandates that migrants must abandon their rich cultural manifestations. The IAS aims to promote legitimate multiculturalism, where Ethiopian Muslims can mutilate their female children’s genitals because Mohammed (peace be upon him) said “it is a sin for a woman to enjoy sex.”

· Military Abstinence

Acts of war, even in self defense are unacceptable. The IAS deplores acts of aggression resulting in the deaths of Muslims. Specifically, the IAS condemns the Illegal Zionist Entity’s (IZE hereon in) war of genocide against the Lebanese victims, which it in fact it lost.

· Proportionate Compassion

Recognising victims of Imperialism and fascism is central to the IAS. The IAS seeks to commemorate the victims of: IZE’s illegal occupations and ethnic cleansing of Jenin, where literally billions people were killed, the Turks, who lost a few soldier during the Armenian unpleasantness and the trillions of Iraqis who are being humiliated and brutalized by the Zionist Puppy Entity (USA).

The IAS also seeks to digress from the alleged Holocaust of the Jews. There is no evidence to suggest that it did happen, but even if it did- it was more than 60 years ago. Let’s move on.

· Protection Against Defamation

Slanderous statements such as, “Islam is a proverbial cancer, that impedes, nay, erodes human progress,” and “Despite the prevalence of Islam in the hearts of over 1.25 billion Muslims, it is almost impossible to identify a single scientific, technological, medical or literary accomplishment made by these people,” or “Despite being responsible for every single territorial conflict on the planet, Muslims still insist that they’re victims and misunderstood” , or even “It’s ironic that left wing hippy movements support Islamic fascism, given Islam’s aversion to feminism, communism and extreme-liberalism, which are all allegedly apart of being left wing,” are incorrect and offensive.

As a member of the IAS you must agree to adhere to these principles and promote them wherever possible. Also, you are entitled to a monthly subscription of ‘The Chamberlain’.

Please note: This is satire. Such a society doesn't really exist- well it does, but it goes under a different name. Its official website is located here.